I swear, the girl I am playing Words with Friends with is completely cheating. Our first game her point total was less than 200. Annnnnd she didn’t know what to do with a blank tile. Now, on our second game, her second word was something stupid for 87 points. She has not has a word less than 20 points since. I really really want to call her out.
Hell, for all I know she was spoofing me the first game and is a Words with Friends genius! But, I doubt it. I’ll put $100 on it.

Nothing like feeling completely crappy and sick on my husbands birthday.

I will not turn the AC on, I will not turn the AC on

The thermostat hasn’t been on for about 2-3 month now.  I will not break, but it is May.  I just can’t wait until we get our statement at the end of the year and we will be credited! It’ll be fantastic.  I just hope I didn’t jinx myself.  

I need a iPhone case….bad

I’ve had my phone for a little while now.  Everyone has asked me if I’m nervous not having a cover on it, eh, a little.  But I NEED a case.  It’s a no brainer.  

So, I need some suggestions!!  Help me out please!

If my husband would let me…

I would run across the street, wrangle up the two horses, and put them in their barn.  I’m pretty sure our neighbors are gone and those horses are just getting dumped on!  My heart breaks for them :(  

My life has changed

Now:  Living in Des Moines, I ask, “I haven’t heard who is on SNL this week, do you know?”

Then:  Living in small town Kansas, I would ask, “I wonder who I’m going to see at the bar tonight?  What nonsense drama am I going to witness tonight….ohhhh the possibilities!!!”

Oh boy.  
Just wait until I have a child.
And no, I am not pregnant.  

When I remember that my birthday is approaching

whatshouldwecallme:

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Yes, that’s about right

I cannot wait!!!

Hank!!  I can’t wait to hang out with little Hank tomorrow!!!  Who could resist a little almost six month old boy on Easter!?  Too bad his cousin, Harvey, won’t be there to celebrate.  I love those two little babies like crazy.  I hope my parents won’t mind me bringing my baby home, Jax!  

Maybe my new desserts, lemon blueberry cheesecake cookies and coconut cream pie, will make up for Jax being so excited.  Wish us me luck that Jax will be on his best behavior!!

(The Clifford is in Kansas (lucky asshole) doing (did) his BBQ competition.  He hasn’t had a full two (even one, he has to go to the shop) days off since we moved to Iowa, so I “let” him go.  The Clifford works so so so damn hard and I’m so so so damn proud of him. I’m one lucky lady.)

My Grandmother

Since she has become a Grandma Great, her new name is GG.  She signs all emails, cards, FB things with GG.  Even to me…the one grandchild that doesn’t have a child.  She’s pretty great :)